Problematic in the sheets
Where has Reg been?
Reg’s been busy being a pile of trash and playing her Homestuck Trash of a Tomodachi Life game.
Gonna go back to my shame now wow.
Bonus: Here’s everyone
Ab2olutely thriilled two be here w/e. ii’m practiically dii2hiing out fun liike a fuckiing 2ou2 chef hopped up on happy piill2 let’2 get 2eriiou2 here.
THE INFLUX OF FOLLOWERS NOTIFYING ME TO PARADOX SPACE.
Ahahaha omg omg you guys are cute, but I saw it. I DID. THANK YOU BAES.
I wanted this year’s It’s-my-birthday-I-do-what-I-want pic to be SuffPsii porn, but of course they’d be all tender about it X3
That’s so hard :( I love so many Sollux ships. Hhhh vibrates.
Solkat is perfect in that they’re both gross nerds who care about each other but are just disgusting. It becomes a self depreciation match and they both push each other’s buttons in such a perfect fashion and I’ll never get enough. And the though of them having sex?? so AWKWARD BUT IN A REALLY CUTE WAY. GOD DAMN.
Solfef is ADORABLE and lovely. Like seriously, Sollux fuckign copies her fish puns and is a little head over heels for her. He’ll actually share his feelings with her and stuff. They’re so. cute. Fef calls him out on his shit but also thinks his shit is CUTE and Sollux thinks she’s crazy but he’s really THANKFUL she is and that’s just. So. Cute. I feel like Feferi could ACTUALLY bring Sollux out of his shell a little and that makes me so. happy.
Erisol is awesome in that I love the tension. I like the fact that the two of them are at each other’s throats. They’re both assholes and they have similarities - but their DIFFERENCES are so stark that it often drives a wedge in between them. Their bickering is just SO. ENJOYABLE. I love it.
I love potential interactions. Like Sollux with dancestors. With other betas. with kids. His interactions are just INTERESTING. So I can’t really ship someone most. I love captorcest, I love sollux with every vantas every ampora — ahahah it’s just ALL a world of intersting opportunities so I just. really can’t choose. But the three listed are probably my top faves. c:
Okay i’d said last one but fuck I can’t pass up Signless.
Attraction level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10- AAAAAA HOT TROLL JESUS OH NOOOOO. WITH BEAUTIFUL LEGGINGS AND A WONDERFUL BUTT OH NO
Love for the Character:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 - AND A BEAUTIFUL PERSONALITY AND SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS AND HE’S SO CUTE BUT CURSES LIKE A SAILOR BUT WOW OH NO DOWN WITH THE HEMOSPECTRUM CRIES
How much the char has grown on me: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 - I didn’t care at first, and I learned the error of my ways wow this guy.
Badassness level:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 - Troll Jesus will kick your ass while wearing nipple high leggings and I think that’s truly something to fear. He’ll kick your ass with kindness and words.
How upset I’d be if the char got killed off:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/I cry every day.
If you love a character, you gotta make them bleed.
Mind fuck ‘em. Physically torture them. Put them through hundreds of sweeps of pain. Really that’s the one way. It’s the only go.
But to be serious. I understand that some might find PsiiCon creepy or disturbing - but for me that’s the draw. I love it. I love every facet of Psiioniic’s character and I love quadranted PsiiCon to my heart’s content.
Maybe I’m twisted, but I like the darker scenarios and the things that might “squick” people out - in a fantasy scenario. It’s my draw for a lot of character interactions. In fact, usually I’m not super INTO fluffy pairings. I love fucked up ones much more.
So that might not be your cup of tea - but for me Helmsman and Condy is some good fucking interactions (literally and figuratively) and I’m not going to stop liking them because they are a fictional interaction and I can love their fictional interaction with all my heart if I want.
LAST ONE OH MAN
Attraction level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10- OO LAA LAA~ DAAAANG JUST MY TYPE WHAT A HOTTIE. HUFFHUFF
Love for the Character:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 - OKAY BUT REALLY I LOVE. fRANCIS. He’s funny and charming and just the right snippy with Arthur and Jesus Christ bury me about Jeanne d’Arc.
How much the char has grown on me: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 - THERE WAS A TIME I DIDN’T CARE. THERE WAS A TIME I WAS /INCORRECT/
Badassness level:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 - I mean—- aaaa—-ahahaha—ahahahah
How upset I’d be if the char got killed off:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/Luckily impossible but wow no don’t even play.